What is the Q-tip?

The Q-tip is a hairstyle worn by a vast majority of women after a certain age (We are still searching out the specific stats on that). It can be defined as short, never passing the ears, puffy and dry, and coufed in a bulbus manor, causing the head to appear in the shape of the end of a Q-tip (hence the name). Futher light can be shed on the illusive Q-tip by laying down some age barriers. A boy hair cut on a girl, is never a good idea, no matter the age. However there is something different about a Q-tip. A Q-tip is generally worn by women age 40 on. The earlier they start, the older they look (this will be discussed in detail later on). Color is of no import. Bangs may or may not be worn with the Q-tip, however the tip should not be confused with a stylish short hair cut.

For instance, this short cut sported by sister Beckham is NOT a Q-tip. Why? Because,
A. It looks good
B. The back is longer
C. It may fall over her ears
D. Bangs are too long (keeping it in style)
E. It is not puffy, dry, or has the appearance of recently being rolled.

Don't fret, it takes some time to be able to identify, with expert precision what IS and what is NOT the tip. Keep watching . . . you'll see them everywhere!