WOMAN's CONFERENCE = Q-tip CITY

Well, I was on campus somewhere yesterday and My friend Shanti texted us and her text said: "Ok it's women's conference and it is Q-tpi CITY on campus!" She was so right. I walked to a class and nearly drowned in the veritable sea of Q-tips. So this raises the question: Is there something inherently mormon or Utahan about the Q-tip Hairstyle? What do you think? Please respond.

EXHIBIT A: THE SHEER NUMBERS

all I had to do was google: relief society

THE Q-TIP STRIKES BYU FACULTY!!!

No one is safe!

Q-tip SIGHTING 7 o' clock!

Had a brush with a Q-tip yesterday in the lunch area at BYU. Feast your eyes!

What is the Q-tip?

The Q-tip is a hairstyle worn by a vast majority of women after a certain age (We are still searching out the specific stats on that). It can be defined as short, never passing the ears, puffy and dry, and coufed in a bulbus manor, causing the head to appear in the shape of the end of a Q-tip (hence the name). Futher light can be shed on the illusive Q-tip by laying down some age barriers. A boy hair cut on a girl, is never a good idea, no matter the age. However there is something different about a Q-tip. A Q-tip is generally worn by women age 40 on. The earlier they start, the older they look (this will be discussed in detail later on). Color is of no import. Bangs may or may not be worn with the Q-tip, however the tip should not be confused with a stylish short hair cut.

For instance, this short cut sported by sister Beckham is NOT a Q-tip. Why? Because,
A. It looks good
B. The back is longer
C. It may fall over her ears
D. Bangs are too long (keeping it in style)
E. It is not puffy, dry, or has the appearance of recently being rolled.

Don't fret, it takes some time to be able to identify, with expert precision what IS and what is NOT the tip. Keep watching . . . you'll see them everywhere!

Q-tip Awareness

Don't be fooled! I could happen to anyone! Have you ever noticed, that around these parts, in Utah Valley, EVERY SINGLE OLDER LADY has the SAME HAIRCUT?! Why does this happen? Why is this neccessary? How can we stop the perpetuating this heinous crime?! Stay tunes as we investigate to the root of the maddenss.

-Andrew & Ashley